Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in The Quote Board's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008
11:22 am [beracjade]	anyone heard any good quotes lately? [grin] (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
11:51 pm [pendragon]	my friend Michael wrote this reply in an e-mail to me, I was telling him he needs to be patient: Michael: I want patience and I want it right now. (Comment on this)
Monday, November 10th, 2003
12:08 am [pendragon]	Scenes from a non-Italian Coffee Shop Lots of quotes, can only remember two: 1) Alissa -- I didn't turn on my heat till last week. My roommates are cheap. Paul -- Your roommates are sheep? Jon -- That would be interesting. 2) Jon -- The cat goes meow. The cow goes MoooooOOOOOOOOoooooo. (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 30th, 2003
5:48 pm [my2perfectday]	Best call I ever got at work: Caller: You sound cute Me: You should see me in person ! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, June 9th, 2003
11:24 am [pendragon]	Providence Jon and I saw a sign in Providence that read "Jesus Saves." This conversation persued. Paul: Jesus Saves. Jon: And so should you. At first, I thought Jon meant "Jesus saves lives, and so should you." Then I realized it was Jon, and that he meant "Jesus saves money (did they have banks back then?), and so you should save money too." (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 10th, 2003
8:58 pm [my2perfectday]	From a convo with Vince... Flycogen (21:56): wet and warm is good (Comment on this)
Monday, May 5th, 2003
1:49 pm [my2perfectday]	And they call me a ditz... This isn't APO related, other than the fact that I'm in APO. me, on the phone with Peter, with really bad reception: "Would you like to use AIM instead because we can hear each other better that way?" (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 4th, 2003
3:23 am [cawfetalk]	More Drunken Quoting! We were actually sober when these happened, but drunk now! "I met the nicest guy having a heart attack down that block" --Vince Erin: Vince is such a pretty boy. Phill: He'd fit right in in the airforce. Vince: I don't mind being a pretty boy...as long as the women don't mind it. OK - awake time is over - sleep time is now! ~B Current Mood: drunkenly quotey (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2003
5:05 pm [cawfetalk]	Let's Tawk!!! I'll give you a topic: Drunken good times at Vince & Urbs' Ben: But you're not going to be able to give five girls screaming orgasms... Phill: I just gave five girls sex on the beach. ::earlier that evening:: Phill: It's been nineteen months. Ben: Cry me a fucking river. ::later that evening:: "Phill, can I share your orgasm?" ::after sip:: "It's so thick and syrupy" --Erin ::tallying things up:: Phill: In the span of an hour, I gave five girls sex on the beach, two girls orgasms, two guys orgasms, and had one long extended one for myself. Ben: You Slut! ::on computer-aided communication:: Erin: Ben, Vince is in his room having CyberSex with Rachel. Ben: ::upon going to investigate:: No, Erin - you've got it wrong - it's Bonnie! (Note: Phill is standing here with me as I type this - we're sure there were more, but we can't remember what they are - much drunkenness ensued!) Current Mood: quotey! (Comment on this)
Friday, April 4th, 2003
2:11 pm [cawfetalk]	At Urbs' & Vince's... "It's like brushing your teeth...WITH FIRE!" ~URBS (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003
1:22 pm [beracjade]	15 March 2003, Thames Street in Newport Garret: Didn't he get married? Jeff: No, but his wife did. Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 25th, 2003
9:14 pm [cawfetalk]	At Ed & Shannon's party... ::upon playing Super Mario 3:: "OH NO! It's the Giant Mo-Fo Fish!!!" ~B (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 31st, 2002
9:22 am [pendragon]	Williamsburg, VA Vince: I think I just saw an ambulance drive by. Paul: I don't think it was a Colonial ambulance. (Comment on this)